Elsie, an elderly lady, was patiently waiting to park in a spot when a young man in his brand new red BMW zipped around her and claimed the space she had been eyeing.
Fuming, Elsie approached the young fellow and, with a forced smile, said, “I was about to park there.”
The young man, barely glancing at her, replied with a smirk, “That’s what you get to do when you’re young and sharp.”
Infuriated, Elsie climbed back into her car, shifted it into reverse, and without hesitation, stomped on the accelerator, ramming straight into his shiny BMW.
The young man rushed back, eyes wide, and shouted, “What on earth did you do that for?”
Elsie, now with a satisfied grin, looked him in the eye and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An old lady is speeding down a highway
An old woman was speeding down the highway in her sports car and felt like a queen of the road.
Suddenly, she heard the siren of a police car behind her.
She thought, “I can outrun him,” and pushed her car to the limit.
But then she remembered her age and decided it wasn’t worth the risk.
So, she pulled over.
The police officer approached her car and said, “Ma’am, I’ve been waiting for someone like you all day.”
The old woman smiled and replied, “Well, officer, at my age, I’ve got to get there before I forget where I’m going!”
The officer laughed and decided to let her go with just a warning.
As he walked away, he heard her mumble, “I may be old, but I still got it!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
