A blonde named Anna decides to try horseback riding even though she has no experience.
She rides the horse unassisted and the horse immediately jumps in motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde starts to slide from the saddle.
Horrified, she grabs the horse’s mane but doesn’t seem to have a firm grip.
She tries to put her arms around the horse’s neck, but still slides down the horse’s side anyway.
The horse gallops along.
Seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Eventually, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap clear away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot gets stuck in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the horse-pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great relief.
Frank the Bunning’s greeter, saw her dilemma and reached over and unplugged the rocking horse.
LOL!
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Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling, “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her tool bag and heads towards the door.
“Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“What? I can’t be expected to work in the dark!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
