A police officer stops a blonde speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.
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Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you”!
A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
A Blonde lady went to a salon to dress her hair.
While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop.
Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr.,
you are so handsome can we meet later today?
The man replied “I got married”
The woman continued; “and so? You can just tell your wife you’re going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there”……
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and the man replied: “Tell her yourself, she’s the one dressing your hair”.
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