One day Billy called little Johnny.
Billy: I’m in big trouble!
JOHNNY: Why is that?
Billy: I saw a mouse in my house!
JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Billy: I don’t have one.
JOHNNY: Well then, buy one.
Billy: Can’t afford one.
JOHNNY: I can give you mine if you want.
Billy: That sounds good.
JOHNNY: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Billy: I don’t have any cheese.
JOHNNY: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it, and put it in the trap.
Billy: I don’t have oil.
JOHNNY: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Billy: I don’t have bread.
JOHNNY: Then what is the mouse doing in your house!?
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom.
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!
He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.
He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny said.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
