An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyes… I can’t see very well these days”.
The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks.
The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.
“What’s the problem?” ask the doctor. “Didn’t the glasses help you?”
“The glasses are fine doc.” Answers the snake dejectedly.
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“Thing is, I just discovered I’ve been living with a garden hose the past 2 years.”
lol
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying.
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying.
His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears.
“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother.
“I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?”
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“I did!” sobbed Johnny.
