The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

The bartender serves his beer and then asks him, “So what do you do?”

The old man replies, “Well, sir, I’m a cowboy.”

“Wow,” said the bartender, “what exactly does a cowboy do?”

“Well, sir, I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses and herd cattle, I take care of the land, and all the animals on the ranch.”

“That’s very interesting,” said the bartender.

After a while, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy, and orders a drink.

“Well,” said the bartender. “What do you do?”

With the old man listening in the woman says, “Well, sir, I’m a lesbian.”

“Interesting,” said the bartender, “what exactly is a lesbian?

“Well, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I’m constantly thinking about women.”

“Interesting,” says the bartender.

Some time passes and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.

He sits down and orders a beer and the bartender says, “So, sir, what do you do?”

The old man looks at him and says, “Well, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth now I think I’m a lesbian!”

LOL!!

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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”

The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, and a meticulous housekeeper. She is also my best friend.”

The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”

The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”

LOL!!

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