An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons when a young guy in a sharp suit sits down next to him, clearly stressed out.
Harold, always one to spark a conversation, says, “You alright, son? You look like your coffee spilled on your mortgage.”
The young guy sighs, “Honestly, sir, life’s just got me in a chokehold. Work, bills, deadlines… it’s nonstop.”
Harold chuckles and says, “Ah, I remember that grind. Used to be a lot like you—busy, tired, always chasing the next thing.”
The young guy looks at him and says, “So how’d you get past it? How’d you find peace?”
Harold smiles wide. “Simple. I decided to stop worrying.”
The young guy raises an eyebrow. “You just… stopped?”
Harold nods. “Yep. One day, I said, ‘That’s it, Harold, from now on, you’re hiring someone to worry for you.’ So I did.”
The young guy laughs, “You hired someone to worry for you?”
Harold proudly says, “Sure did. Found this fella named Joe. Told him, ‘I’ll pay you $100,000 a year to do all my worrying.’”
The young guy is stunned. “Wait a second, you’re paying him $100,000 a year? Where are you getting that kind of money?”
Harold grins, leans back, and says, “That’s Joe’s first worry.”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An old man gets on a crowded bus
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls.
As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, “If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn’t slip.”
The old man snaps back, “Well if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today!”
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