An old lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s done?”
The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread over the table.
He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh.”
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**” Let’s put all of the Corn Flakes back in the box.”**
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A Little Old Lady Phone Her Bank.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre.
“Is that the High Street branch?” she asked.
“No, madam,” replied the voice at the other end.
“It is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.”
“Well, I really have to talk to the branch,” said the old lady.
“Madam, if you just let me know your query, I’m sure I can help you.”
“I don’t think you can, young man. I need to speak to the branch.”
The call center operator was adamant.
“There’s nothing that the branch can help you with that can’t be dealt with by me.”
“Very well then,” sighed the old lady.
“Can you just check on the counter? Did I leave my gloves behind when I came in this morning?”
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