An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First, the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked:
“Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.”.
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The granny answers: “You know, I don’t have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”
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Little Johnny asked his mother to give him $20
“Hey, Mom?” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”
