An old Blonde Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
“They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cried.
The dispatcher said,
“Stay calm. An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
“Disregard.”, He says. “She got in the back seat by mistake.”
A Blonde Won A Game Show
A Brunette, Redhead and Blonde entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, “i will tell joke for an hour and if you don’t laugh at the end you’ll get $ 5,000! ”
The host starts and after 15 minutes the redhead is out.
He continues and after 40 minutes the brunette is out.
When the clock strikes 59 minutes, he gives up making the blonde laugh. Suddenly the blonde laughs “Why are you cracking up now, all you had was one more minute to win the prize and I didn’t even tell a joke now?” He asks.
She replies, “I know, but I just got the first joke!”
