A policeman in a big city stops a man in a car with a baby bear in the front seat.
“What are you doing with that bear?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the bear again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses.
The policeman pulls him over. “I thought you were going to take that bear to the zoo!”
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The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”
Little Johnny left his mother’s broom on the back porch.
One afternoon L. Johnny was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch.
His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing.
She asked Johhny: “Where is my broom”
“It’s on the back porch, mom” he replied
“Please go get it”
“No mom, I am afraid of the dark”
His mother smiled and said ‘The Lord is out there too, don’t be afraid.
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L. Johnny opened the back door a little and said ‘Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom’
