An Irish guy goes on a skiing trip to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall…
He asks the bartender, “What the heck is that?”
The bartender replies, “It’s a moose.”
The Irish man says,“#$%& me! How big are the cats here?”
LOL!!
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An American walks into an Irish pub.
An American man walks into an Irish pub.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”
People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except for an Irishman who leaves the bar.
Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the pub and approaches the American. “Is yer bet still on the table?”
The American man replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”
The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.
The American starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.
Astonished, the American man hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”
“No. I went to the pub next door first to see if I could do it.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
