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An Entire Box of Laxatives.

A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.

“What’s wrong with him?” he asked his assistant.

“He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn’t find any so I gave him an entire box of laxatives”.

“You idiot” said the pharmacist “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives”.

“Of course you can” the assistant replied “Look at him… he is too afraid to cough now!!”

A man goes into a pharmacy

and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face.

“What did you do that for?” the man asks.

“Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?”

The man says: “No, but my wife out in the car still does!”

A man went to his doctor.

When the doctor entered the examining room, the man cried, “My hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?”

“Of course,” said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box.

“Will this be big enough?”

Eye Surgery.

Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in LASIK surgery, the doctor expected to comfort nervous patients. But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous she was actually shaking.

Nothing the doctor said to her would comfort her so after the doctor finished on the first eye and before he began on the second he wanted her to know the surgery was going well.

There, he said, patting her hand reassuringly, “Now you only have one eye left.”

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