Paddy is walking on campus one day when he sees Johnny (his friend) riding up on a shiny new motorcycle.
“WTH? Where did you get such a great bike?” asks Paddy
Johhny replies, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, and suddenly a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said to me that I could take whatever I wanted. Then I choose this bike as you can see”.
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Paddy nods approvingly and says, “Wow, Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit anyway.”
A tall blonde
A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could stay there for the night.
“Well, we’re mighty crowded since there’s already someone in the spare room,” replied the farmer. “But I guess you can stay if you don’t mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.”
The tourist puffed out his chest and replied, “That’s fine by me and in case you’re worried, I want you to know I’m a gentleman.”
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“Well,” mused the farmer, “as far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.”
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