An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary—yes, sixty years of wedded bliss!
They had been childhood sweethearts and decided to retire back in their old neighborhood, reliving the glory days.
One afternoon, they strolled hand-in-hand to their old school, and—lo and behold—the door was open! They couldn’t resist sneaking inside.
They found the very desk they’d shared all those years ago, and sure enough, Jerry had carved “I love you, Sally” into it. (He was quite the romantic, apparently.)
Feeling nostalgic, they wandered back home, but something unusual happened: a bag of money literally fell out of an armored car, landing right at their feet. It was like the universe was just handing them a little anniversary gift.
Sally, being the quick thinker she is, scooped it up. Unsure what to do next, they decided to take it home. Inside the bag? A cool fifty thousand dollars!
Jerry, always the law-abiding citizen, said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally, on the other hand, with a mischievous grin, said, “Finders keepers!” She tucked the money back into the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers showed up in the neighborhood, knocking on doors. “Excuse me, did either of you happen to find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally, ever the quick thinker, said, “Nope, didn’t see a thing.”
Jerry, without missing a beat, pointed at her and said, “She’s lying. It’s in the attic.”
Sally shot back, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”
The officers exchanged glances, clearly unsure of who to believe.
They turned to Jerry and asked, “Okay, tell us the story from the beginning.”
Jerry, looking serious, said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”
The first officer turned to his partner and whispered, “We’re outta here!”
Clearly, some cases are best left unsolved.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.”
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Honey, did we pay the car bill this month?”
“No, sweetheart,” she responds.
Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, “Did we pay our credit card bill yet?”
“Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.
“One last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?” he asks.
“Oh, forgive me, sweetheart,” begged the wife. “I didn’t send that one, either.”
The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years. She pulls away and asks him, “What was the hug for?”
The husband answers, “They’ll find us!
