An 82-year-old husband and his 80-year-old wife went to a restaurant for breakfast, where the ‘seniors’ special’ included two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.
“That sounds good,” said the wife.
“Only, I don’t want the eggs,” the husband added.
The waitress frowned. “If you skip the eggs, it’ll be $3.49 since you’re ordering a la carte.”
“Wait a minute,” the wife said, surprised. “You’re charging us extra just for *not* taking the eggs?”
“Exactly,” the waitress replied.
“Fine, I’ll take the special,” the wife said with a sly smile.
“How would you like your eggs?” asked the waitress.
“Raw and in the shell,” the wife answered.
Later, she took the eggs home and baked a cake.
**Moral of the Story:** Don’t mess with seniors! 😊
An old married couple went camping.
An old married couple were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”
The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband replied, “Well if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
There was a slight pause before the wife said: “No honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
