A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position.
His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?”
“Not even a little,” said the young man.
“How about alcoholic beverages?”
“Never touch ’em,” he replied.
The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?”
The applicant said, “No, not really.”
“So you don’t have any vices?”
“Well, I do have one,” he admitted.
“And what would that be?” the boss asked.
“I tell lies.”
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3 Guys Go In For A Job Interview
3 guys go in for a job interview.
The first guy goes in, and the best job interview he’s ever done in his life.
The interview ends, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” the guy says… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
The second guy goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, and the best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary.
The interview ends, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” the guy says… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
So the third guy’s about to go in, but the first and second guy stops him and warns him: “Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his ears, he’ll throw you right out!”
So the third guy goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview.
The interview ends, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
The third guy looks real close, squints his eyes a bit, and says: “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?”
“WOW!” says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?”
“Well…” Says guy three…
“You sure as hell couldn’t wear glasses!”
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