A woman goes to a store to buy a fishing rod and reel.
She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There is a store employee standing there with dark shades on.
She says, “Excuse me, sir… can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”
He said, “Ma’am, I’m blind, but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.”
She didn’t believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line… It’s a good all-around rod and reel and it’s $20.00.”
She said, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it’s what I’m looking for so I’ll take it.”
He goes behind the counter to the register.
And in the meantime, the woman farts.
At first, she is embarrassed, but then she realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her … being blind he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, “That will be $25.50.”
She says, “But didn’t you say it was $20.00?”
He says, “Yes ma’am, the rod and reel are $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store
A lady walks into a fancy jewellery store.
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she nervously looks around to see if anyone noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortable but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident!”
She asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”
He answers, “Madam if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you the price.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
