An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren.
Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her.
“Tell me, how old are your grandsons?”
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The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied, “The doctor is four and the lawyer is six…”
An irate father stormed into the principal’s office.
An irate father stormed into the principal’s office:
“I want to know why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination.”
“We’ll get your Winslow’s English teacher in here. I’m sure she has some explanation.” the principal said
A few minutes later, the English teacher come in.
“Why did you give Winslow a zero on his test?” demanded the father.
“I had no choice,” said the schoolmarm.
“He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it.”
“That’s no excuse,” shouted the father.
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“You could have at least given him an ‘A’ for neatness!”