A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker ignores her, the light changes and he drives down the street.
At the next stoplight, the blonde again catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”
LOL!!
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead on an island.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.
They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”
The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home.”
POOF!
The brunette gets her to wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the redhead says, “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too.”
POOF!
The redhead gets her to wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”
LOL!!
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