A teacher teaches her class about the difference between right and wrong.

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

“All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”

Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out,

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“You’d be his wife!”

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a ship.

3 women are on a ship that’s run out of fuel

There’s an island in the distance so the brunette decides to make a swim for it. She swims 100 meters but drowns.

The redhead decides to have a go. She swims 500 meters but drowns.

The blonde has no choice.

She gets in the water, swims 1 mile, and gets within 100 meters of the island.

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She cries “I’m too tired, I can’t make it.” And swims back to the ship.