Little Johnny’s Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe what happens to the two worms,” The teacher said
She put the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.
He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass.
It writhed for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.
“Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?”
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he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
Read to end Joke: A man was stung by a bee
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain.
“Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.”
“Don’t worry;” says the doctor, “I’ll put some cream on it.”
“You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”
“No, you don’t understand!” answers the doctor, “I’ll put some cream on the place you were stung.”
“Oh! It happened in the garden in the back of my house.”
“No, no, no!” says the doctor getting frustrated, “I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you.”
“On my finger!” screamed the man in pain. “The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.”
“Which one?” the doctor asked
“How am I supposed to know? All the bees look the same to me!”
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