A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.
As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
Little Johhny replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “but no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing little
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Johnny replied, “They will in a minute.”
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A man walks into a bar and orders drink after drink after drink
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20.
He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he’s getting drunk
“I have to come home to this!” the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.
“What’s wrong with her?” asks the bartender. ”She’s beautiful and half your age!”
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”Exactly. That’s my daughter.” <3
