Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
No one raises their hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.
“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands up to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up and blushes with anger.
“How dare you ask such a question?” She says. “I’m going to complain to my parents who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
The teacher is shocked by Mary’s reaction but fearless. She asks the class again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
Yes, Sam? “says Mrs. Sampson.” Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Correctly, Sam. Thank you.”
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have three things to tell you. First, it is clear that you haven’t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And, third, I’m afraid one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!
Teacher Addresses A Student.
The teacher addresses a student and asks him: “How many kidneys do we have?”
“Four!,” The backbencher student responds.
“Four? Haha.”
The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students’ mistakes and demoralizing them.
“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,” the teacher orders a frontbencher.”
“And for me a coffee!”, the backbencher student added.
The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.
Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: “You asked me how many kidneys‘ we have.”
“We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”
LOL!!
Life demands much more understanding than knowledge.
