One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party.
His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn’t mention the incident to her.
Later in the evening, he was driving his wife to a restaurant when he noticed a stiletto-heeled shoe half-hidden under the passenger seat. Gripped with terror, he took advantage of a moment when she wasn’t looking to grab the shoe and throw it out of the window.
The rest of the journey went well until they arrived at the restaurant.
“That’s strange,” said his wife, looking a little agitated. “Have you seen my other shoe?”
A young executive was leaving the office of a major corporation late one evening
when he found the CEO himself standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
Eager to make a good impression, the young exec introduced himself and asked if he could be of any help.
“Why yes,” said the CEO, holding up the piece of paper. “This is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young executive, happy for a chance to help the boss.
The young man turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I’ll need two copies.”
A husband and wife sat down at their table at a coffee shop in New York City.
The wife saw a pretty young woman sitting at a table and wearing the most gorgeous pair of shoes she’s ever seen.
“I’d love to know where that lady got those shoes,” she said to her husband. “Maybe I should ask her.”
The husband raises a hand. “Allow me, my love.”
The wife beams at him. “What a gentleman! Thanks, sweetie.”
The husband walked over to the young woman and asked, “Where did you get those shoes?”
“I got them in a store just around the corner from here,” replied the woman.
“Nice. How much were they?”
“Oh, around 500 dollars.”
“Thanks for letting me know.”
The husband returned to his table and said to his wife, “She got her shoes in Los Angeles.”
