“C’mon Ma you have got to try it” I pleaded to my elderly Mother. I don’t know how my Mother lasted this long without ever using the internet, but enough was enough! I thought.
“Ok,” she said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly putting on her reading glasses “What do I do now?”
“Now I’m going to open the home page of Google”, I explained. “OK, here it is! Now type in ANY question you want into the bar over here and you will find an answer to your question.”
I confidently assured her.
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My Mother looked at me warily, thought for a second, and slowly began to type, How is Gertrude doing this morning?
A man is taking his 8-year-old son to school in a hurry.
A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
“Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!” the man said.
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“Aw, Dad, it’s probably okay,” the son said. “The police car right behind us just did the same thing.”
