A snail goes into a car dealership and asks “What’s the fastest car in this place?”
The car dealer takes him to a super-fast Lamborghini. “This one right here, it will do two-hundred eighty kilometers per hour.”
“And do you do custom paint jobs?” The snail asked.
“Yes sir, absolutely anything for our customers.” The dealer replies.
“Then I want a huge ‘S’ painted on every side of this car. The hood, the doors, the roof, the back… I want people to be able to see the ‘S’ from every angle.” The snail demands.
“Of course, sir. May I ask why?” The dealer asked.
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“So when I go past people can say ‘Man, look at that S car go!!!’.”
A paperboy said to a customer one day
A paperboy said to a customer one day, “Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you.”
“Gosh, that’s nice to hear,” said Smith, “but I’m kind of surprising considering I never tip all that well and always pay late.
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The paperboy said, “I know, but I’d still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!”
