A robber enters a house, holds the wife and threatens the husband to hand over all the money and jewelry…
The husband sobs ” Please take whatever you want, but leave her alone”.
Robber: ” Wow you must really love your wife “.
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Husband ” Actually she is my neighbour’s wife. Mine will come back from shopping any minute”
A man was interviewed for the new job
At the interview for the new job I was asked, “What would your friends say are your weaknesses?”
“I don’t have any!” I replied.
The interviewer seemed a little surprised and said, “That can’t be true. Everybody has some weak points.”
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I said, “Oh no. You got that wrong. I meant I don’t have any friends.”
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