A quantum physicist and his friend go out for ice cream.
“What’s your favorite flavor?” asks the friend.
“Charm,” replies the physicist.
His friend looks at him.
“Why is it that whenever I ask you a question,” begins the friend, “your answer is always strange?”
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“Well, it’s strange ‘now’,” the physicist protests, “shouldn’t have waited for a picosecond.”
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.
The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
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Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”
