A priest arrives at the Pearly Gates and waits in line.
Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a flashy shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter greets the cool guy, “Who are you, so I can decide if you should enter Heaven?”
The guy replies, “I’m Jack, a retired airline pilot from Houston.” Saint Peter checks his list and smiles. “Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter the Kingdom.”
Jack walks into Heaven with his robe and staff. Now it’s the priest’s turn. Standing tall, he declares, “I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last 43 years.”
Saint Peter consults his list and says, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.”
The priest, a bit miffed, asks, “Just a moment. That man was a pilot and got a silken robe and golden staff. I only get cotton and wood. How is that fair?”
Saint Peter replies, “Here, we judge by results. When you preached, people slept. When he flew, people prayed.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding.
A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding.
The police officer smells a-l.c.ohol on his breath and spots an empty wine bottle on the floor.
He said, “Father, have you been drinking?”
The priest replies: “Just water.”
The policeman answers: “Then why do I smell wine?”
And the priest looks down at the bottle and says: “Good Lord, He’s done it again!”
LOL!!
