A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer.
The barman says, “£17, please.”
The polar bear pays and takes a seat.
Bemused, the barman approaches and says, “This is exciting, we don’t get many polar bears in here!”
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To which the polar bear replies, “I’m not surprised with beer at £17 a pint.”
A winery started looking for a new taster.
At a winery, the regular taster has just retired and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director didn’t want to hire him, so he find a way to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said,
“It’s a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
Low grade, but acceptable.”
“That’s correct”, said the boss. Another glass…
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.”
“Wow, Correct.” A third glass…
“It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,” the drunk said calmly.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.
The man tried it and said:
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“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father.”
