A paperboy said to a customer one day, “Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you.”
“Gosh, that’s nice to hear,” said Smith, “but I’m kind of surprised considering I never tip all that well and always pay late.
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The paperboy said, “I know, but I’d still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!”
My little daughter announced that a boy had kissed her.
My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.
Trying to stay cool her mother asked, “How did that happen?”
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Our daughter said, “It wasn’t easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground.”
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