A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman

 

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:

– Do you have any bananas?

– No,I don’t. ( says the barman)

– Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)

– No,I have not got any bananas!

– Do you have any bananas?

– If you ask me that question one more time, I’ll nail your tongue to the counter!

– Do you have any nails?

– No,I don’t.

– Do you have any bananas?

Lolll…..

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Two caterpillars are escaping a spider.

 

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider.

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…

“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch.

It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

“That’s amazing!!” says the second caterpillar. “How in the hell are you doing that?!”

The first caterpillar scoffs.

“Am I the only one in the whole darn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?”