A milkman who is dying in the hospital is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, and his wife and nurse.
Says to his eldest son: “To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly terrace.”
“To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the High Street Plaza.”
“To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Centre offices.”
“And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown.”
The nurse, impressed, tells his wife: “Madam, your husband is very rich. He is bequeathing many properties! You all are so lucky!!”
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And the wife retorts: “Rich? Lucky?? Are you kidding??!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk!”
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner
You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
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Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
