A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?”
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in and when I finish, it works like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic… “Try doing it with the engine running!”
A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store.
As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the doctor said to engineer, “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”
The engineer replied, “Okay, you wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the store and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they both went up to the counter and the engineer said to the shop boy, “Hey, would you like to see some magic?”
The shop boy replied, “Yes!”
The engineer said, “Give me one chocolate bar.” The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it… He asked for the second, and he ate that one as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked, “Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where’s the magic?”
The engineer replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket. You’ll find all three bars.”
Two best friends Emma and Catherine meet each other at a coffee shop and Emma reached quite late.
Emma explained the reason of being late, “I bought a Volkswagen beetle last week and today it broke in the middle of the road. To my surprise, when I checked there is no engine under the hood. The engine lost somewhere in the way.”
Catherine said calmly, “Oh really, don’t worry at all. I also own a Volkswagen Beetle and have a spare engine in the trunk of my car. You can have it.”
