A man went to visit his elderly parents
He asked his father “How have you been lately?”
The father said “Well, we found a great new restaurant! But I can’t remember the name of it- my memory’s just not what it used to be. What’s the name of that flower, with the thorns, can be red or white or pink…”
“A Rose?” the son suggested
“Yeah, that’s it” said the father.
Then he turned his head back and shouted:
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“Hey, Rose- what’s the name of that restaurant?!”
A blonde walks into a gas station
A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger.
A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her.
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As she approaches the blonde working the hanger in the window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching “No, no! A little to the left.”
