A man was sold a very cheap suit.
“But my left arm is much longer than my right arm,” he complained.
“That’s why the suit is so cheap,” the salesman explained. “Just lift your left shoulder a little, like this, and tuck the left collar under your chin a little, like this.”
“But the right leg is too short,” protested the customer.
“No problem,” replied the salesman. “Just keep your right knee slightly bent, walk like this, and no one will notice. That’s why this suit is only $30.”
Finally, the man bought the suit, raised his left shoulder, tucked the left lapel of the suit under his chin, bent his right knee, and limped out of the store and to his car.
Two passing attorneys noticed him. “Oh my God,” the first lawyer said to the second, “look at this poor crippled man.
“Yes,” replied the second lawyer.
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“But don’t you look good in that suit?!”
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.
Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station.
The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
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Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”
