A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought, “Great… he’s 4 and I’m going to have to start explaining the birds
and the bees.
No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son,
do you have any questions?”
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“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”
A winery started looking for a new taster.
At a winery, the regular taster has just retired and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director didn’t want to hire him, so he find a way to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said,
“It’s a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
Low grade, but acceptable.”
“That’s correct”, said the boss. Another glass…
“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.”
“Wow, Correct.” A third glass…
“It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,” the drunk said calmly.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.
The man tried it and say:
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“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father.”
