A man who was shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
Flattered, he answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out “Goodbye, Mom” as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout and as she was on her way out of the supermarket, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mother.”
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
After that, he went to pay for his groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.
“How come so much? I only bought 5 items.”
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The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said you’d pay for her things, too.”
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A man was extremely quick at math
interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math.”
Me: “Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.”
Interviewer: “What’s 14×27?”
Me: “49.”
Interviewer: “That’s not even close.”
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Me: “Yeah, but it was fast.”
