A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re like Frank.”
Passenger: “Who?”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was really something special.”
Cabbie: There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew everything about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”
Passenger: “Wow, what a guy!”
Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong, and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger: “How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”
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A Texan is in London for business
A Texan is in London for business and decides to see the sights before he leaves, so jumps into a taxi and has them show him around.
They drive past Big Ben, and the taxi driver notes it took 15 years to build.
The Texan scoffs at this, “You Brits are so slow! We’d build something twice the size in half the time!”
Next, they swing by the Tower Bridge.
Once again, the driver comments that this impressive landmark was completed in only 8 years, and again the Texan scoffs.
“That bridge is tiny! In Texas, we would have built a much larger bridge in just a year or two.”
A little further on, they drive past Buckingham Palace, but the taxi driver doesn’t comment on it.
Confused, the Texan asks, “What’s that then? I suppose that must have taken you a hundred years to build!”
The taxi driver shakes his head. “Sorry mate, not sure what that one is – wasn’t here yesterday.”
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