A man walks into a car dealership.
A salesman greets him at the door, and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive.
“This car is so quiet, sir,” exclaims the salesman, “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
The man shakes his head, “No, I’m buying this car for my wife, and I certainly wouldn’t describe her as the ‘quiet and calm’ type”.
The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car.
“So maybe that would be more her style!” This car is quick, sleek, and agile”.
The man sighs, “No, my wife is not the ‘sleek’ type by any means.”
Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner.
“Well, sir, I know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here has taken it for a test drive-“
“Sold!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A woman goes out shopping with her husband
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says: “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.”
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lowers it to her thigh.
She turns to him and says: “No chance love, if you’re not prepared to shoe the horse, then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
