A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he’s getting drunk
“I have to come home to this!” the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.
“What’s wrong with her?” asks the bartender. ”She’s beautiful and half your age!”
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”Exactly. That’s my daughter.’‘
A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom died.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”
