A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender, “If I can impress you, can I have a free drink?”
The bartender said of course, so the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny piano.
Then he pulled out a small rat and set it by the piano.
It crawled onto the bench and began playing music.
The bartender didn’t think it was possible, so he agreed.
The bartender was amazed so he gave the man a beer.
Then the man said, “If I impress you even more, can I have free drinks for life?” ”
The bartender didn’t think it was possible so he agreed.
The man pulled a frog out of his pocket, and it began to sing by the piano.
The bartender smiled and told the man he was impressed.
A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million.
The owner said no, but he offered to sell the frog for $500,000.
The rich man agreed, took the frog, and left.
The bartender couldn’t believe the owner just did that and said, “Why did you just sell the frog?! There is no singer now!”
The owner laughed and said, “Don’t worry, the rat is a ventriloquist.”
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A Man Walks Into A Bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks, “If I show you something crazy, would I have free drinks for the rest of the night?”
The bartender thinks for a minute and then says, “It would be something spectacular to take that offer.”
The man leans down picks up a box and sets it on the bar.
He opens the box and inside is a small pianist, who is only 1 foot tall, and beside him a little piano.
The pianist began to play classical music like Beethoven and Chopin.
As soon as he’s finished, the bartender is in utter disbelief.
He said to the man, “You can get free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this.”
The bartender enthusiastically walks behind his bar to see if it’s true.
The man says, “There is a Genie in the alleyway behind your bar, granting free wishes to everyone who wants them.”
A few minutes passed and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking.
The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks.
He manages to secure the door and says to the man, “I think the Genie is hard of hearing because after asking for a million dollars, thousands of these ducks appeared.”
The man laughs and says, “Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”
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