A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!”
The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?”
“Two years,” says the man.
“Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the shrink.
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The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.”
A boy visited his Sunday school for the first time.
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.
“Oh, you’re four,” said the teacher. “And when will you be 5?”
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The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, “When I hold up the other finger.”
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