A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road.
They both have shovels. One of them digs a hole and the other immediately fills it in.
The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, “You guys look like you’re working hard. But I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish.”
One of the blondes replies, “Well there’s usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick.”
Blondes love puzzles
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night.
In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ”44 days! 44 days!”
One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ”Why are you chanting 44 days?”
She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ”A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!”’
