A man is caught fishing illegally for lobsters.
He has two in his boat when the police approach him.
The man claims he’s not poaching them and they are his pet lobsters, he’s just taking them for a swim.
“I let them play in the water for a few minutes but when I whistle they come back to me.”
So the police let him place the lobsters in the water and command the man to call them back.
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“Call who back?”
A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut
A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut you’ve ever seen.
“Give me two shots of Jack Daniels,” he says to the bartender. “One for me, and one for you.”
“You know, I don’t drink on the job,” the bartender says, pouring the man a shot.
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Downing the drink, the man replies, “And that’s why I like you better than my barber!”
