A man walks into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a cola.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3
Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
LOL!!!
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender, and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at the drunk man and says, “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you… You’ve already had too much to drink.”
The guy swears and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later, the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar and yells for a beer.
Again the bartender says, “I’m sorry sir…but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink!”
Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-passing through the back door of the bar, and demands a beer.
Again, the bartender says to the man… “I’m really sorry, sir, but you’ve had too much to drink…you’re going to have to leave!”
The guy looks at the bartender questioningly and finally says, “My God, man… How many bars do you work at?!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
