A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.

“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!.

I found out that there are men who will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.

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“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”

Baggage Check

I fly often for business. Yesterday, I had three bags to check.

I said, “I’d like this bag to go to New Orleans, this one to Seattle, and the third to Chicago.”

The gate agent rolled her eyes and said, “We can’t do that!”

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I said, “Why not? You did it last week.”