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A Man Came Home From Work.

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house, and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room, the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepped over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

When he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

When he rushed into the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her confused and asked, “What happened here today?”

She smiled again and replied, “Do you know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”

“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.

She said, “Well, I didn’t do it today.”

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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A Jealous Husband

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife’s movements.

The husband wanted more than a written report; He wanted a video of his wife’s activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a video.

They sat down together to watch it.

Even though the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!

He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with the greatest joy.

“I just can’t believe this,” said the distraught husband.

The detective said, “What’s not to believe? It’s right up there on the screen!”

The husband replied, “I can’t believe my wife could be so much fun!”

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