The man replies: “This is going to sound weird but I think she disappeared into the magic coffee table”
The officers look confused and ask him to elaborate. “It’s really strange but whenever I leave things on this coffee table they disappear and reappear somewhere else. When I leave takeaway containers on it they disappear and reappear in the trash. When I leave dirty plates and mugs on it, they disappear and reappear in the cupboards washed, dried, and stacked neatly, and even when I leave my dirty clothes on it they disappear! and reappear cleaned and neatly folded on my wardrobe”
The female police officer looks at the man and says “Oh my god, you’re an idiot. No wonder your girlfriend has left you.”
And the male officer says “I don’t think she’s left him. I think he’s right. I’ve got the same coffee table at my house”
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A woman wanted to open a saving account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a saving account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’
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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’
